E THEME BY EXCOLO
Astri ☀ 19 ☀ she ☀ INFP
0.8% more reliable than George Clooney*

I like Welcome to Night Vale and I also draw a lot of Welcome to Night Vale. Sometimes I draw other things too. But for the most part I just reblog stuff and talk about mac 'n' cheese.

*citation needed
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demonologys:

see, it takes place in lavender town and

usuallyfine:

{i just want some weird night vale shit to happen to carlos and he randomly sprouts a dragon tail and starts breathing fire for literally no reason}

whoops my hand slipped

Teen Cecil: *into his tape recorder* I'm in my mom's car! Vroom vroom!
Cecil's mom: Beware... Be warned.... Be very wary....
Teen Cecil: Aw :(
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hocotate-civ:

"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"

"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"

"People your age shouldn’t be…"

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dana-cardinal:

Carlos getting accidentally poked in the eye with a boner in college and henceforth refusing to preform oral sex without safety goggles to this very day

and Cecil’s weirdly into it?

They’re making out on the couch and Cecil’s like ‘do you have protection?’ and Carlos just straps on some safety goggles he was carrying with him for that purpose and Cecil’s just like ‘… okay.’

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Cecil: Listeners, I have good news... and bad news.
Me: Oh shit there goes the intern.
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usuallyfine said: YES YES YES CARLOS ALWAYS SENDS CAT EMOJIS

AND CECIL ABSOLUTELY LOVES IT

I’m gonna write tonight!!
Me fucking lying to myself (via biological-splicer)
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